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MOST CLEANSHEETS:
   
Cotham Crusaders 72
Muttawas On Aceed 70
Shergar Riding Lord Lucan 68
Dynamo Chicken Kiev 68
Harry & Charlie Sports 68
Athletico Jason King WC 68
Mandrake Slappers 67
The Twerton Terrors 67
Mandrake Slappers 67
The Memorial Marauders 66
Mandrake Slappers 66
Gary Linekers Legs XI 66
One Season Wonders FC 64
One Season Wonders FC 63
The Partridge Family 62
Rapid Rizla 62
The Twerton Terrors 62
Kaputten Diesel Pumpen 62

FEWEST GOALS CONCEDED:
   
Mcs Marauders 59
Inter Milkvan 82*
Dynamo Chicken Kiev 85*
Club International 85
Cotham Crusaders 89
Dynamo Chicken Kiev 90
Dynamo Turkey Kiev 90
Megans & Owens Clarets 90
Weston Donkeys 90*
Cotham Crusaders 91
Highbury Car Boot XI 93
Real Ale Madrid 95
Harry & Charlie Sports 96
Kaputten Diesel Pumpen 97
667theneighbourofthebeast 98

*Only over 19 weeks of competition

 

HIGHEST MONTHS SCORE:
   
Rapid Rizla 108
The Memorial Marauders 94
Shergar Riding Lord Lucan 93
Dukla Prague Away Kit 91
Ossies Dream Warriors 89
Andy's Arseholed Aquarium 88
Scrumpy Jack's Cider Eds 85
JK Returns WC 85
Smug XI 84
Stockport C*unty 83
Mandrake Slappers 83
The God Squad 82
Kensington Park Rangers 82
Gerry's Mullet 82
Washington Foreskins 81
Ornamental Brown Star 81
The Twerton Terrors 81
Emerson Blake & Palmer 80
Muttawas On Aceed 80
The Partridge Family 80
Seven Of Nine 78
Buffys Muff Club 78
Shergar Riding Lord Lucan 77
Real Ale Madrid 77
Muttawas On Aceed 77
Shergar Riding Lord Lucan 76
The Memorial Marauders 76
Smug XI 76
Dynamo Chicken Kiev 76
667theneighbourofthebeast 75
Moody Blues 75
Andys Arseholed Aquarium 75
Mount Morget Gas 74
Hull Tigers 74
Rapid Beardinsulters 74
Bayern Pampers 73
Ossies Dream Warriors 73
Rainham End Rowdies 71
Exterminate All Others 71
Weston Donkeys 71
Gary Linekers Legs XI 70
Leedslads 70
Rapid Rizla 70

 

MOST POINTS IN A SEASON:  
   
Smug XI 473
Andys Arseholed Aquarium 466
Seven Of Nine 463
The Twerton Terrors 461
Dukla Prague Away Kit 460
The Memorial Marauders 460
Ornamental Brown Star 458
The Twerton Terrors 458
Gas Giants 455
Hugo In Botty 449
Andys Arseholed Aquarium 448
JK Returns WC 448
Gary Linekers Legs XI 441
The God Squad 440
Shergar Riding Lord Lucan 439
Mount Morget Gas 437
Real Ale Madrid 435
Moody Blues 433
Kensington Park Rangers 428
The Partridge Family 427
No Free Franchise FC 426
Muttawas On Aceed 424
Harry & Charlie Sports 423
Liversalts FC 422
Gray's Army 422
Matty The Camel HIC 419
Rapid Beardinsulters 413
Ossies Dream Warriors 412
Kensington Park Rangers 406
The Sad Old Gits FC 405
Ornamental Brown Star 405
Hinton Un-united 403
Rapid Beardinsulters 401

 

MOST GOALS IN A SEASON:
   
The Memorial Marauders 96
Gas Giants 91
The God Squad 87
The Twerton Terrors 85
Moody Blues 85
Ossies Dream Warriors 85
Matty The Camel HIC 84
Smug XI 83
Liversalts FC 83
Stockport Crusty 83
Gerry's Mullet 82
Dukla Prague Away Kit 79
Shergar Riding Lord Lucan 79
Seven Of Nine 78
Andys Arseholed Aquarium 78
Liversalts FC 78
Andys Arseholed Aquarium 78
Gary Lineker's Legs XI 78
Windae Lickers Utd 78
Ornamental Brown Star 75
Hugo In Botty 75
Mount Morget Gas 74
Kiss My Art 74
Rapid Beardinsulters 74
Liversalts FC 73
Too Good For This Division 73
Totalled Football 73
Hull Tigers 72
JK Returns WC 72
Dynamo Chicken Kiev 72
No Free Franchise FC 72
Loveappeal FC 72
Kiss My Art 71
Kensington Park Rangers 70
Scrumpy Jacks Cider Eds 70
Shergar Riding Lord Lucan 69
Gary Linekers Legs XI 69
Treading Water 68
Buffys Muff Club 67
Mount Morget Gas 67
The Memorial Marauders 67
Treading Water 66
Kiss My Art 66
The Memorial Marauders 66
Tweety City 66
Kensington Park Rangers 65
The Memorial Marauders 64
The Partridge Family 64
Rainham End Rowdies 64
Partick Thistle 66 64
Moody Blues 63
The Sad Old Gits FC 63
Gray's Army 63
Leedslads 62
The Sad Old Gits FC 62
The Twerton Terrors 62
Racing Club Anorak 62
Ornamental Brown Star 62
JK Returns WC 62

MOST ASSISTS IN A SEASON:
   
The Memorial Marauders 78
667theneighbourofthebeast 73
JK Returns WC 72
The Twerton Terrors 72
Gray's Army 69
Mount Morget Gas 68
Seven Of Nine 68
Rapid Rizla 68
Real Ale Madrid 68
No Free Franchise FC 67
Smug XI 67
The God Squad 67
Smug XI 66
Ornamental Brown Star 66
Ornamental Brown Star 65
Tweety City 64
Gerrys Mullet 64
Scrumpy Jacks Cider Eds 63
Too Good For This Division 63
Hinton Un-united 63
Stockport Crusty 63
Hull Tigers 62
Tweety City 62
Moody Blues 62
Scrumpy Jacks Cider Eds 62
Ossie's Dream Warriors 61
The Sad Old Gits FC 61
Gas Giants 61
The Next Generation 61
Kensington Park Rangers 61
Dynamo Chicken Kiev 60
Hugo In Botty 60
   

 

HIGHEST WEEKLY SCORE:
   
Emerson Blake & Palmer 53
Liversalts FC 47
Dynamo Chicken Kiev 45
Muttawas On Aceed 42
Turn Up Next Time FC 41
Tweety City 40
Treading Water 39
Rapid Beardinsulters 39
The Memorial Marauders 39
Weston Donkeys 38
The Memorial Marauders 38
The Memorial Marauders 38
Totalled Football 38
The God Squad 37
Sporting Abaaya 37
Andys Arseholed Aquarium 37
The Next Generation 37
Hugo In Botty 36
Gerrys Mullet 36
Club International 36
The Partridge Family 35
Spacehoppers Jeddah 35
Athletico Jason King WC 35
Rapid Rizla 34
Hull Tigers 34
No Free Franchise FC 34
Dukla Prague Away Kit 34
Novice No-Hopers 33
Karachi Casuals 33
Andy's Arseholed Aquarium 32
The Twerton Terrors 32
Liversalts FC 32
Real Ale Madrid 32
The Partridge Family 32
Bayern Pampers 32
Mandrake Slappers 32
One Season Wonders FC 32
Buffys Muff Club 31
Seven Of Nine 31
Stockport Crusty 31
Cotham Crusaders 31
The Sad Old Gits FC 31
Muttawas On Aceed 31
The Memorial Marauders 31
Foggys Mate 31
The Memorial Marauders 31
Sporting Abaaya 31
Maine Road Hot Shots 31
Ornamental Brown Star 31
The Sad Old Gits FC 31
Smug XI 31
Andys Arseholed Aquarium 31
Dynamo Chicken Kiev 31
Simply The Best 31
Windae Lickers Utd 30
Gary Linekers Legs XI 30
Smug XI 30
Kiss My Art 30
Gas Giants 30
Real Ale Madrid 30
Boston Bed Sox 30
The Memorial Marauders 30
Liversalts FC 30
Rapid Beardinsulters 30
Ornamental Brown Star 30
Kaputten Diesel Pumpen 30
One Season Wonders FC 30
Mandrake Slappers 30
New Kids On The Kop 30
One Season Wonders FC 30
Champions Elect 30
The Next Generation 30
Bobs Boyz 30
Tweety City 30
Moody Blues 30
Ossies Dream Warriors 30
Kiss My Art 30
Buffys Muff Club 30
JK Returns WC 30